She's gone and left me again: off to her sister's birthday lunch in Reigate.
God knows what the day has in store for me and the dogs - she's arranged it all.
I don't mind but I bet it's some really dead flooring job or something.
Let's look in the diary. Client - Russian Princess. Props - Nun's habit and whippet.
Special requests - breakfast, teas and coffee, in-house dog trainer.