No. You won't like it.
No. It's too deep.
No. We'll lose you.
No. They have much longer legs than you.
No. Because I'll put you down and you'll want to be picked up again straight away.
No. You'll be all wet and I'll have to carry a wet dog around.
No. You'll get that sweet little jumper caked in snow.
No. You'll eat it.
Oh go on then...