Ed Plays Wembley

Stop fussing. There's going to be hundreds of kids on that stage, you'll be right at the back, it'll be dark, no-one will be able to see you, they certainly won't notice what trousers you've got on and definitely won't be able to tell whether you're wearing 'Topman Spray-On' jeans or those old things of Joe's. Get in the car, we're going to be late.

Ed (far left) with Italia Conti Boys, Wembley Arena, Voice in a Million
Probably won't even be that many people there because of all the snow...