Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Halloween Swag

'Joe! Joe! Where are you going?'
'Halloween.'
'Yes, I know it's Halloween. Are you going trick or treating?'
Scoffs
'Where are you going then?'
'There's a bonfire party.'
'Where did you get those clothes?'
'What clothes?'
'Those clothes you're wearing.'
'Found them.'
'Found them where?'
'Upstairs.'
'Where did you find the white shirt?'
'John's wardrobe.'
'The tie?'
'Daddy's tie box.'
'That's the Christian Dior one isn't it?'
Checks label. 'Yep.'
'The suit?'
'Daddy's wardrobe. It's Alexander McQueen.'
'The glasses?'
'Ed's drawer.'
'The coat?'
Twirls. 'Your room. It was in some tissue paper. Like it?'


                      

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Devilled Pumpkin

Now that I've lugged the pumpkin home we need to dream up a really scary face for it: something truly bloodcurdling; the embodiment of evil; a picture of wickedness, let me think....