Swan Vista

"What are you doing?"
"Just seeing if I can spot Joe in this photo of the crowd at the 125 year anniversary match we went to on Saturday."

"You're joking. Don't you have anything better to do? Where's my paper swan?"
"I just thought I'd have a little break. Those Hungarian origami instructions from 1911 that you found on the internet are quite tricky to follow actually...

...YES! Found him!"

"Where?"
"There, the one with all the scarves."

"Great. Now get on with that swan. These are all useless by the way."
"Okay,okay, (frantic paper scrunching noises) here you are."
"Good - but it's way too small."
"It's only a maquette darling."
"Whatever."