Opening Night/Closing Night

!$)!*%$ hell. They've only gone and cut the kids from the Respect La Diva show. %*!@s!

What a criminal waste of talent! We spent hours rehearsing that picking up and dropping off schedule and Des's spreadsheet was a tour de force.

"I've learnt a lesson, always go to the first night coz it maybe the only one!" Katie Lay, Essex Observer