Paw Treatment

I'm really looking forward to going away with Mimi and Alexis. It's years since I've been on a girly holiday...chatting about fashion and films, gossiping about celebs, swapping beauty tips, borrowing each other's cosmetics. "Go ahead ladies, get stuck in!"

LOTUS!!!

Teenage Tea Ceremony

What's happened here?...
What creature coud have been so desperate for a cup of tea that they would tear open a carton with such frenzy?
A dog? I doubt it.
Could we have a rat in the house, the size of a cat?
Or could it be a young adult that has gone through life having absolutely everything done for them and had therefore, never encountered an unopened box of tea bags?
Perhaps it's the same individual that attempted to make cheese on toast in the toaster. 

Super Model

Soft Paris Hard Hackney

Soft Paris, the French equivalent of Ann Summers recently shot their campaign here. All boys were given strict instructions (by me) to stay out of the way...

Brian? BRIAN! Is that you in the background ? Didn't you hear what I said?

MAD

Designer Kitchen

What DIY do you, I mean we, have planned for this weekend then?
Well, the kitchen floor's knackered...
It'll only take ten minutes to slap a bit of brown paint over that.
No. I don't want it flat brown. I want that swirly Pucci pattern all over it.
Very well darling.
Don't sigh.

Ed Plays Wembley

Stop fussing. There's going to be hundreds of kids on that stage, you'll be right at the back, it'll be dark, no-one will be able to see you, they certainly won't notice what trousers you've got on and definitely won't be able to tell whether you're wearing 'Topman Spray-On' jeans or those old things of Joe's. Get in the car, we're going to be late.

Ed (far left) with Italia Conti Boys, Wembley Arena, Voice in a Million
Probably won't even be that many people there because of all the snow...