Dangerous Dog Walks

Cemetrees from sarah on Vimeo.
From skidding on frozen footpaths to squelching through quagmire to walking with trepidation under thrashing trees in Abney Park Cemetery, it's been quite a week for weather. 

TOWIE at Lordship Park

Get My Drift?

No. You won't like it. 

No. It's too deep. 

No. We'll lose you.

No. They have much longer legs than you.

No. Because I'll put you down and you'll want to be picked up again straight away.

No. You'll be all wet and I'll have to carry a wet dog around.

No. You'll get that sweet little jumper caked in snow.

No. You'll eat it.

No. 

Oh go on then...

Testing The Water

A perfect day for taking the new iPhone 5 to the park and testing out it's camera: how will it compare to Brian's iPhone 4 and John's iPhone 4G? Will it have a better zoom function? Will the colours be as good? We'll give it a thorough road test and let you know the results: an in depth analysis of all it's functions with plenty of examples so you can evaluate the findings for yourself. 
"Hey Sarah!! Listen to the funny noise this pebble makes when I throw it on the ice."

Testing The Water 1 from sarah on Vimeo.
"Let me do it again."
Testing The Water 2 from sarah on Vimeo.
"One more time."

Testing The Water 3 from sarah on Vimeo.
"Hurry up my fingers are numb."

Testing The Water 4 from sarah on Vimeo.
"Last time, then we'll have to go home. The dogs are frozen stiff and it's getting dark."

Testing The Water 5 from sarah on Vimeo.

Dislikeness

Not Private Enough Hospital

Hospital Visitor Etiquette.

• Do not greet patient "wag waan pussy?"
• Do not ask if it's the psychiatric ward.
• Do not trick invalid into getting out of bed in order to lay there yourself.
• The electronically-operated orthopaedic bed is not a toy. 
• Do not hog TV remote control and change channels more frequently than once every 15 seconds.
• Do not eat patient's left-over lunch or grapes.
• Do not rip pages out of patient's magazines.
• Do not debate the endless possibilities of what could be administered via the IV line in front of your mother.
• Do not offer to bring such substances in on your next visit.
• Do not outstay your welcome.



Joe, visiting John (who has acute tonsillitis with complications) in hospital yesterday.

Spruce Up Your Home

Hi-Vis by Brian Ayling 70cmx90cm

As all those poor, worthless, unloved Christmas trees are tossed out onto the pavement, why not enhance your home with some longer lasting greenery? Brian's just finished painting this dramatic landscape of Clissold Park: it'll last a life-time and promises not to drop (in price).